Garfield is a slob. Fat. Lazy.... annoying.
He's ORANGE for god's sake. That alone is an affront to humanity.
Snoopy is Joe Cool.... Snoopy is up there... a flying Ace, fighting the Red Baron for OUR freedom...
He's the best darn shortstop the sandlot ever knew... as Peppermint Patty says, hes the... "funny-looking kid with the big nose."
I guess I only have one last thing to say....
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed.
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon!
While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
Enough said. Debate debated. Snoopy triumphs.