The Most Interesting Man in the World (Tau)

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Who can come up with the most outrageous rumor/falsity/story about a fellow Tau player?

Rules: Humor only please; this is not a place to flame.

Additional Consideration: If you're going to limit yourselves to inside jokes, at least try to make it entertaining for everyone.


Inspired by the now infamous "Dos Equis" commercials.
 
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DeletedUser14937

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so basically we say funny things which are not true? nice idea :)! think i'll get the ball rolling and say:

skullyhoofd is a non-spamming pro :)!
 

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Exactly iCyber.

Here's one:

I heard the reason bicycles' DBP is so high is because he keeps a harem of 10,000 women in his Senate. Apparently armies just lustfully, automatically launch themselves at the city without players' consent.
 
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i heard that skully plans on getting his 1st city to 14k points before conquering :O
 

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OKCAdonis plans his attack strategies in his swimming pool using life preservers and rubber ducks
 

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Im still in tau

(Someone make a copy of this in the off-topic forum)
 

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I haven't used WM's city to boost my acad up 7 levels
 

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i heard that mutzzy plays grepo and chats on skype from an asylum using only the power of his mind...
 

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Firelord and Furnace E are actually game moderators with a particular remit to ensure that there is a continuous discussion raging in these threads.
 

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I heard Pythagorus is actually so bad at geometry it took him 20 hours to support a guy on his own island.
 

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i know that pyth leave next to mutzzy in the asylum and i also know sparkz is an idiot.
 

DeletedUser

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seems to be only be you who thinks that. so looks like you should have to prove it.
 
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