DeletedUser10962
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So I've had a fun Dimale so far kicking my heels on the 34/44 border near some big alliances but not actively persuing them until lately. I have discovered some pretty nooby play in my years playing grepolis but I believe I may have found the biggest noob I've ever encounterd. Now to put this in context la familia have a bit of a reputation for simming hard and fighting soft so perhaps this shouldn't have come as a suprise anyway.
Here is our lead role
Now why did I pick this man to be a victim? Well for a start the points to BP ratio screamed noob at me. Then I looked up his conquers.... such that they were. Now theres no shame in taking internals however too proud to take an internal our hero proceeded to conquer active enemies.... sort of. It does take a certain level of dedication to build up 16 cities that are under 1k in size:
So the first offence started and was well pretty predictably one sided.
Now this first siege had to be pulled as you know I am but one person and la fam are quite big.
However he retaliated in some style
At this point my spidey sense for noobs is going nuts and I dutifully unleash with suprising results:
I was worried as he came on maybe my LS would go to a watery grave... or maybe he'll just let them hit his LS in his harbour
So here came the moment I'd waited for the attempt to take his city now heads up I had to pull again as our hero ran to his ally screaming but lets take a moment to appreciate his input here. It really is top top work.
Throughout this we had a dialogue most of which can't be shared and he has a lot of points for but these two snippets are interesting:
I should fight on my own... so why are you asking this?
Interesting no but I think I have found a rare creature... the MEGANOOB
Here is our lead role
![PNqjDG7.png](http://i.imgur.com/PNqjDG7.png)
Now why did I pick this man to be a victim? Well for a start the points to BP ratio screamed noob at me. Then I looked up his conquers.... such that they were. Now theres no shame in taking internals however too proud to take an internal our hero proceeded to conquer active enemies.... sort of. It does take a certain level of dedication to build up 16 cities that are under 1k in size:
![LGxx2sj.png](http://i.imgur.com/LGxx2sj.png)
So the first offence started and was well pretty predictably one sided.
![yuIt0o0.png](http://i.imgur.com/yuIt0o0.png)
![6b2imL4.png](http://i.imgur.com/6b2imL4.png)
However he retaliated in some style
![Db8H7y3.png](http://i.imgur.com/Db8H7y3.png)
![BlS8fIo.png](http://i.imgur.com/BlS8fIo.png)
![jMHi7IM.png](http://i.imgur.com/jMHi7IM.png)
![txYgMlR.png](http://i.imgur.com/txYgMlR.png)
So here came the moment I'd waited for the attempt to take his city now heads up I had to pull again as our hero ran to his ally screaming but lets take a moment to appreciate his input here. It really is top top work.
![rmwAgwf.png](http://i.imgur.com/rmwAgwf.png)
![3Gu0Dvz.png](http://i.imgur.com/3Gu0Dvz.png)
![M9RE7g3.png](http://i.imgur.com/M9RE7g3.png)
![e0ZIiFK.png](http://i.imgur.com/e0ZIiFK.png)
![5d9qEt0.png](http://i.imgur.com/5d9qEt0.png)
![Yx0KX1O.png](http://i.imgur.com/Yx0KX1O.png)
![dkEepxy.png](http://i.imgur.com/dkEepxy.png)
Throughout this we had a dialogue most of which can't be shared and he has a lot of points for but these two snippets are interesting:
![9KNJ51Z.png](http://i.imgur.com/9KNJ51Z.png)
I should fight on my own... so why are you asking this?
![sOy1mJu.png](http://i.imgur.com/sOy1mJu.png)
Interesting no but I think I have found a rare creature... the MEGANOOB