DeletedUser16098
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Ok, so I am imagining that only players who actually 'play' the game properly even look at these forums, so i'm not insulting anyone. I know for a stone cold fact that comedy gold comes through peoples mailboxes on a daily basis, and I think that there needs to be a place to put it.
So, this thread is for just that. Ditching down the stupid messages sent from morons for our amusement, kinda like laughing at a crappy kids drawing that's on the frisge in your friends house, except without the guilt. SO, i'll start... this is a message from the alliance 'Death to all' who made the topic of their mail simply 'Me' and this what they said:
NOOB SAID:Good afternoon my friend
I am the founder of Death To Allwe are a strong growing alliance and was wondering if you would join us? will you join my alliance, I have some very experience players with me to help me lead and we are trying to get experienced players to join what do you say? Will you join us? END OF NOOB MESSAGE!
I did not dignify this message with an answer. So I shall give you my response here.
Ok, so, first of all, i'm not your friend. Secondly, have you ever heard of the comma? no? how about the full stop? no? ok, well how many times do you need to ask me to join? Four? seriously, in less that three lines you ask me if I will join four times! Christ.
Give me more people! I want to be laughing until dawn!
So, this thread is for just that. Ditching down the stupid messages sent from morons for our amusement, kinda like laughing at a crappy kids drawing that's on the frisge in your friends house, except without the guilt. SO, i'll start... this is a message from the alliance 'Death to all' who made the topic of their mail simply 'Me' and this what they said:
NOOB SAID:Good afternoon my friend
I am the founder of Death To Allwe are a strong growing alliance and was wondering if you would join us? will you join my alliance, I have some very experience players with me to help me lead and we are trying to get experienced players to join what do you say? Will you join us? END OF NOOB MESSAGE!
I did not dignify this message with an answer. So I shall give you my response here.
Ok, so, first of all, i'm not your friend. Secondly, have you ever heard of the comma? no? how about the full stop? no? ok, well how many times do you need to ask me to join? Four? seriously, in less that three lines you ask me if I will join four times! Christ.
Give me more people! I want to be laughing until dawn!
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