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In the beginning, there was Eviction Notice.
And Eviction Notice invaded Grepolis and infected it with the dark art of simming and cuddling for crowns.
Leary of spoiling their powerful name, Eviction Notice entered Sinope as Coming Soon,
A name that hinted Eviction Notice was coming soon, when they had yet another world under wraps.
Coming Soon was arrogant and powerful in the dark arts of simming and cuddling.
They never met an alliance they could not merge, pact, or snuggle with on a cold and lonely night.
Coming Soon offered simmers and cuddlers a chance at glory.
Trade your loyalty for a free crown.
Give your resources, to secure a win for the Coming Soon Holy Trinity of Erik, Erik's ego, and Erik's Google Translator.
Coming Soon grew in strength. They made love with many alliances . . . Black List, Alpha, LOS, and many more.
Some of these alliances may have begun as fighters, but they were reduced to simmers and cuddlers by the power of Coming Soon.
"We will sim together!" they all cried. We will hold hands and create a coalition that gives Erik a certificate,
and he will bestow upon us crowns from the magnitude of the great powers his mountains of gold provided.
Yet, not all believed in the dark arts of simming and cuddling.
There were peoples, scattered but strong.
Holy Mayhem, Fluffernutters, The Usual Suspects, Big Tasty Nutterbutter, Moloch Mayhem, and others,
These resisted the siren song of simming and cuddling.
Though varied in temperament and appearance they rejected the dark arts and sought the light of purity,
A light that shines in the glory of battle and the fighting and earning of a crown.
These were the fighters.
These set about and girded their loins to do battle with the masters of the dark arts of simming and cuddling.
They warned the cuddlers that following their Lord Erik was a path to ruin,
A bridge to nowhere,
A journey to perdition,
And generally a pretty bad idea.
They told them quite clearly that there would be no crowns for simmers and cuddlers.
The fighters made war with the simmers and the cuddlers,
And quickly beat them back to their Lord Erik's dark Core.
Yet, blinded by their stupor, the simmers and cuddlers delivered their spoils to their Coming Soon masters.
In exchange for the promise of a crown.
They delivered Lord Erik an email from InnoGames proving he was the greatest sim-master of them all,
But Erik did not deliver crowns to his simmers and cuddlers.
He hid.
His minions abandoned their flock as well, leaving them without covering.
They were devoured by the fighters, who toppled their monuments to simming and cuddling,
And in the ultimate act of betrayal, Lord Erik and his masters of the dark arts of simming and cuddling,
Made themselves to disappear from the midst of their flock and left them to be trampled upon and set ablaze.
Glory to the fighters.
They have delivered a message to the simmers and the cuddlers.
The dark arts will not bring profit.
Crowns must be earned by sword and skill, not simming and cuddling with all.
And Eviction Notice invaded Grepolis and infected it with the dark art of simming and cuddling for crowns.
Leary of spoiling their powerful name, Eviction Notice entered Sinope as Coming Soon,
A name that hinted Eviction Notice was coming soon, when they had yet another world under wraps.
Coming Soon was arrogant and powerful in the dark arts of simming and cuddling.
They never met an alliance they could not merge, pact, or snuggle with on a cold and lonely night.
Coming Soon offered simmers and cuddlers a chance at glory.
Trade your loyalty for a free crown.
Give your resources, to secure a win for the Coming Soon Holy Trinity of Erik, Erik's ego, and Erik's Google Translator.
Coming Soon grew in strength. They made love with many alliances . . . Black List, Alpha, LOS, and many more.
Some of these alliances may have begun as fighters, but they were reduced to simmers and cuddlers by the power of Coming Soon.
"We will sim together!" they all cried. We will hold hands and create a coalition that gives Erik a certificate,
and he will bestow upon us crowns from the magnitude of the great powers his mountains of gold provided.
Yet, not all believed in the dark arts of simming and cuddling.
There were peoples, scattered but strong.
Holy Mayhem, Fluffernutters, The Usual Suspects, Big Tasty Nutterbutter, Moloch Mayhem, and others,
These resisted the siren song of simming and cuddling.
Though varied in temperament and appearance they rejected the dark arts and sought the light of purity,
A light that shines in the glory of battle and the fighting and earning of a crown.
These were the fighters.
These set about and girded their loins to do battle with the masters of the dark arts of simming and cuddling.
They warned the cuddlers that following their Lord Erik was a path to ruin,
A bridge to nowhere,
A journey to perdition,
And generally a pretty bad idea.
They told them quite clearly that there would be no crowns for simmers and cuddlers.
The fighters made war with the simmers and the cuddlers,
And quickly beat them back to their Lord Erik's dark Core.
Yet, blinded by their stupor, the simmers and cuddlers delivered their spoils to their Coming Soon masters.
In exchange for the promise of a crown.
They delivered Lord Erik an email from InnoGames proving he was the greatest sim-master of them all,
But Erik did not deliver crowns to his simmers and cuddlers.
He hid.
His minions abandoned their flock as well, leaving them without covering.
They were devoured by the fighters, who toppled their monuments to simming and cuddling,
And in the ultimate act of betrayal, Lord Erik and his masters of the dark arts of simming and cuddling,
Made themselves to disappear from the midst of their flock and left them to be trampled upon and set ablaze.
Glory to the fighters.
They have delivered a message to the simmers and the cuddlers.
The dark arts will not bring profit.
Crowns must be earned by sword and skill, not simming and cuddling with all.
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