who is the worst noob you have came accross

cabz bii

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post here the worst noob you have came accross this can be worst attacks ,mails you get ,trying to get into your alliance

let me join i have 25 swrds plzzzz haha we have all had mails like this so lets have a laugh and share the giggles lol:cool:
 

Mac Edwards

Guest
Although we all experienced being the target of a noob and the attacks we received made us laugh to tears and giggle, naming them would be harsh as they couldn't defend them selves properly on this thread.
Noobs should remain anonymous
When you finally find one, he's such a great BP factory that you don't want to share him with anyone else! :p

:pro:
 

cabz bii

Guest
mac no one sked for them named lol
i simply said asked what they sent that was funy etc
it would be to embarrisig for them lol
 

Cauthonus

Guest
Mmmm, I think once a guy sent half a nuke of hops at me (up to here he is doing fine :)), but they were unescorted :p, plus 200+ troops of swords and arrows:rolleyes:...AND 10 pegs.....:eek:

He lost all his troops, I lost 10 arrows. :pro:

Just make the BP math :D
 

Mac Edwards

Guest
:eek: Ohhh my bad...

in that case... I got waves after waves (2 days long) of unprotected slow Transports full of defense units (1000 BPs per waves min).:p
I also spent the first 24 hours casting wisdom on each and everyone of his 20+ attacks just for fun! :D
At one time I was even wondering if he was noticing it... :D
then you hope cause finally you have LS coming at you and protected by a spell...
Hope didn't last long... he restarted with the sending of slow Ts...

I kept all the reports as it was so incredible!!!

worst part, my noob had 26 cities!!!:eek:

how's that possible? gifted account? cause I don't see any possibilities how such an experienced player could conquer the way he attacks.:eek:

:pro:
 
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cabz bii

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i think it was a gited account bro
on eta there is a player sea horses (a great player) he quit and gave the leader his account to give to someone worthy the leader gave it to a noob lol 67 citys in hands of a noob OMG lol
 

cabz bii

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lol church sorry its a bad habit haha i even created a spam thread to keep myself amused haha and i still cant keep on topic haha
 

Alastan

Guest
Hmm, worst noob attacking me was...

...according to his points not a noob. When I was an ickle nipper meself, having just got city number four, a guy from what used to be TUA took offence on me attacking his mate (who had a 1200 point city that just, well, sat there), so first the player I attacked, then the guy with (I think) 14 cities and about 9 or 10 times my size in points mailed me going "Stop attacking or else!" Now, the thing is, I stopped after the first mail. Not out of fear, but because I said, well..the guy isn't inactive and he's tiny, let's not. All of a sudden, I log on and have 14 attacks or so inbound, but from 25h+ out (basically, 2 oceans away, but at the time it looked terrifying). I got great support, troop wise, from the guys around me, although we were only starting out ourselves. Then the attacks started hitting. Oh, lol, did I laugh. First, a whole bunch of biremes HIT, doing not much, then LS with some fast transports, they did some damage, all the while I was able to wisdom and sea storm stuff, dodging, taking LS down (and at some stage triremes) and getting mails like "You're boring, is this the best you can do?" (just spelled even worse). Well after the proper naval attacks (talking 12h+ here) arrived the LS with slow transports and a completely random mix of crap, including Pegs, Minotaurs, archers, swords, most of which did nothing at all. It got better, as I got enough BP for cities 5 to 8, had very few losses, as the last 5 or so attacks (and he did send a few more in the mean time) contained not ONE LS, just transports, a few troops and catapults. In between I received mails like "I will take all your cities" "Come out and fight" "You're and boring". I ceded 2400 BP, gained 14k and a bit, lost 2 wall levels. Yep, that was about the worst noob ever ;)
 

Rudicus

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I have posted this else where but i am a spamming troll so i will post it here also :D

I got a CS thrown at me from a player who is in his 300K's. I killed his CS with sea storm and thought that was the end of it but no this player does not check his reports so the attacks kept coming then the timed (if thats is what you can call it) support was coming at me aswell. After casting on his other attacks i picked what to sink and what to let go. 16hrs later when his CS hit he relized what had happened and bolted me out of his own noobness frustration.

As mac said it is not fair on the players we talk of to mention their names as we all have noob'ish days no matter how good some people are so i have been very carefull not to mention Bob's name in this.
 
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Cauthonus

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As mac said it is not fair on the players we talk of to mention their names as we all have noob'ish days no matter how good some people are so i have been very carefull not to mention Bob's name in this.

Classic :D

I would +rep u if I could
 

King Beast

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Theres a player lurking in ocean 52 called King Beast and he is the biggest noob ive seen...

Doesnt have any troops or boats so is open to farm...

Just send Transports at him no LS needed.. :)
All his resources warehouses are maxxed, fill ya boots lads
 

x Apocalypse x

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I came across a noob in world Zeta when I was playing in there. He was by far and away the worst noob I have ever come across. I moved on to an island where he had 2 cities. I quickly built my troops and ships up but I mostly ignored him being on the island. Now I did hit him a few times but it was just for BP as his cities were to small to consider taking. I didn't think much of it really, however he decided to try to spy on me using 1000 silver, now I had about 10 cities at this point and I do regularly store silver so there was no way on earth he was going to get through like that. I sent him a message asking for the silver to be re-paid. He didn't answer so I hit him, cleared his harbour (including the 2 colony ships which were there:p) and generally made his life hell.

He then messaged me and asked me not to attack him so, I agreed, so long as he sent me 2000 of each resource each day as rent :p.

The next day when I didn't recieve the resources I sent this (after I'd hit his city)


----------------------------------FINAL DEMAND


-----------Final demand notice for ground rent payments on Severn Island



blueconia & Valdeckania


Dear Mr Valdeck,

Due to non payment of ground rent for the above named properties it has become necessary to send the bailiffs to collect the outstanding monies. Please be aware that this process carries a administration charge as detailed below.


Further non payment will result in the administration charge being charged for each day that non payment occurs. If when the bailiffs visit you do not have enough resources to pay the ground rent on the above properties then a demolition team will be sent round to begin the dismantling of your properties.



-----------------yours sincerely

-------------------- [player]D10medes[/player] (land owner)





-----------------------------Payment breakdown for ground rent



Required payment--------------

Daily rental fee = Wood-2000

Daily rental fee = Stone-2000

Daily rental fee = Silver-2000

Administration fee = Silver-500

Total Charge for 28 January 2011 = 6500 Resources





Thankfully, the bailiffs managed to collect sufficient payment to keep the demolition crew away. However, you were short of wood to make the payment. So, as a gesture of goodwill, silver was taken to replace the wood shortfall. The bailiff crew were a little over zealous today so the excess resources taken have been returned to you.



We would like to take this oppurtunity to thank you for your payment and we hope you will continue doing business with us.


Have a great day, best wishes

------------------ Severn Island payment recovery team







(which did look much better in game) (and yes I actually did send the excess resources back:eek:)

Now, once he'd recieved this, and the visit from the bailiffs, he sent me a message.


He told me he would build another city on the island which was just for me to plunder if I left his main city alone :heh: :D Now, I couldn't resist this so I agreed on the basis that he called the city "Im Diomedes Biatch" (Diomedes being my name in that world)

Now, when he actually did this I really could stop laughing :D :D :D

So, you can probably see that this guy was, by far and away, the worst noob I have ever come across. ;)
 
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Nuadha

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So, you can probably see that this guy was, by far and away, the worst noob I have ever come across. ;)

Nice to see you finding fun ways to spend your playing time. I'm sure your post was very entertaining, I'll have a look at it later...
 

Rudicus

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@x Apocalypse x, i think you possibly found the biggest noob in all of grepolis.
 
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