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Previous Issues of WEEKLY WORLD NEWS:
http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showth...e-banter-topic&p=872816&viewfull=1#post872816
http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showth...e-banter-topic&p=872990&viewfull=1#post872990
http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showth...spaper-updates&p=873300&viewfull=1#post873300
http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showth...spaper-updates&p=873656&viewfull=1#post873656
http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showth...spaper-updates&p=874059&viewfull=1#post874059
Today's Report
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS: en56/KOS-O44-21/04/2014:
As did Nero in Rome, KE Leader ArrZee continues to occupy himself launching numerous and humorous Harbor Checks, and small nuisance attacks, while KE and KE2 cities continue to be conquered at will.
As the Mass Colonization continues to close on their WW Islands, KE continues a feckless strategy showing little defensive initiative, allowing new cities to be founded, and continue to grow unchecked.
An official at REL stated matter of factly, that KE's withdrawl from the battlefield is a "combination of fear, and poor planning." And, it appears that "KE's fall-back strategy is to turn 'Sim City' for the balance of the war." A strategy, he continued, that "is foolish, and will not turn out well for KE."
And, new questions are being asked, as reports have come to light that in addition to military issues, there may be financial difficulties within KE, as a Silver shortage has been revealed in the alliance.
An independent investigation by the (KFC) Karma Facts Corporation, ( http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showthread.php?52661-Kos-Elite-In-Debt&p=874432&viewfull=1#post874432 ) has revealed that more than 10% of KE cities have little, or no silver at all in their caves. Analysts at KFC confirm that production at KE's silver mines is sufficient, but that it's simply not making it into their caves.
As explained by a senior military official for Karma, "generally speaking when we attack a KE city these days, it is conquered. So there is no need for any silver to rebuild. And, since KE does not initiate attacks, does not defend their cities, or attempt to break any sieges, and no longer commits to any serious battle, they have no need for silver to rebuild their losses." And further added, "if they're not stocking their caves, they must be sim'ing, otherwise we have no clue where the silver is going."
The manager at the Oh Forty Four Casino said that drinking and gambling has increased lately among KE players, but that the "044 is a family friendly establishment," and he would be "shocked, just shocked," to find that it had anything to do with "gambling with city funds, embezzlement, organized crime, political corruption, or strippers and hookers."
Although, speaking on condition of anonymity, a bartender confessed quietly, that "ArrZee has been hosting some unusual private parties, (not that there's anything wrong with that), that could explain that earlier reported odor of old man stank, warm beer, and stale cigars."
ArrZee was not available to confirm or deny hosting private parties, or to define the term "unusual." And, our unnamed source within KE declined to say whether or not he had any personal knowledge of inappropriate use of silver within the alliance; or unusual parties, saying only that, "if there has been any debauchery going on, I have not been invited."
The spokesman for Black Phoenix again restated their earlier position, that "KE is clearly in a slow death spiral;" and a member of Amrak, found sitting by himself in a corner said, "I.. umm.. uh.. really.. uh, don't know what you're talking about. I.. uh.. don't know anyone in KE."
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http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showth...e-banter-topic&p=872816&viewfull=1#post872816
http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showth...e-banter-topic&p=872990&viewfull=1#post872990
http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showth...spaper-updates&p=873300&viewfull=1#post873300
http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showth...spaper-updates&p=873656&viewfull=1#post873656
http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showth...spaper-updates&p=874059&viewfull=1#post874059
Today's Report
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS: en56/KOS-O44-21/04/2014:
As did Nero in Rome, KE Leader ArrZee continues to occupy himself launching numerous and humorous Harbor Checks, and small nuisance attacks, while KE and KE2 cities continue to be conquered at will.
As the Mass Colonization continues to close on their WW Islands, KE continues a feckless strategy showing little defensive initiative, allowing new cities to be founded, and continue to grow unchecked.
An official at REL stated matter of factly, that KE's withdrawl from the battlefield is a "combination of fear, and poor planning." And, it appears that "KE's fall-back strategy is to turn 'Sim City' for the balance of the war." A strategy, he continued, that "is foolish, and will not turn out well for KE."
And, new questions are being asked, as reports have come to light that in addition to military issues, there may be financial difficulties within KE, as a Silver shortage has been revealed in the alliance.
An independent investigation by the (KFC) Karma Facts Corporation, ( http://forum.en.grepolis.com/showthread.php?52661-Kos-Elite-In-Debt&p=874432&viewfull=1#post874432 ) has revealed that more than 10% of KE cities have little, or no silver at all in their caves. Analysts at KFC confirm that production at KE's silver mines is sufficient, but that it's simply not making it into their caves.
As explained by a senior military official for Karma, "generally speaking when we attack a KE city these days, it is conquered. So there is no need for any silver to rebuild. And, since KE does not initiate attacks, does not defend their cities, or attempt to break any sieges, and no longer commits to any serious battle, they have no need for silver to rebuild their losses." And further added, "if they're not stocking their caves, they must be sim'ing, otherwise we have no clue where the silver is going."
The manager at the Oh Forty Four Casino said that drinking and gambling has increased lately among KE players, but that the "044 is a family friendly establishment," and he would be "shocked, just shocked," to find that it had anything to do with "gambling with city funds, embezzlement, organized crime, political corruption, or strippers and hookers."
Although, speaking on condition of anonymity, a bartender confessed quietly, that "ArrZee has been hosting some unusual private parties, (not that there's anything wrong with that), that could explain that earlier reported odor of old man stank, warm beer, and stale cigars."
ArrZee was not available to confirm or deny hosting private parties, or to define the term "unusual." And, our unnamed source within KE declined to say whether or not he had any personal knowledge of inappropriate use of silver within the alliance; or unusual parties, saying only that, "if there has been any debauchery going on, I have not been invited."
The spokesman for Black Phoenix again restated their earlier position, that "KE is clearly in a slow death spiral;" and a member of Amrak, found sitting by himself in a corner said, "I.. umm.. uh.. really.. uh, don't know what you're talking about. I.. uh.. don't know anyone in KE."
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