Come on man? Your people come to us trying to give us info for favor or invites or out of anger with some inadequate leader... It is not like we put out a "help wanted ad" in the Spy Section of Cragslist.
This does give me an idea though, which will make it easier for you guys to use the Cry Room that Mungus has made for you... lets make a numbered list of the main excuses you guys are likely to use. Then instead of typing them out when you come in here, you can just type the number to share your sadness about how supposedly unfair The Syndicate is. It will really save time for cuddling:
1. The Syndicate uses too much gold and it is the only reason they are so powerful.
2. Balrog uses too much gold especially, and it is unfair to people that cannot afford it.
3. The Syndicate uses spies and that is not right.
4. The Syndicate are just a bunch of bullies that take this way too serious.
5. The Syndicate is too arrogant.
6. The style of play The Syndicate uses is ruining this world.
7. If our neighbors would quit trying to fight with us and instead would pact with us, then maybe we could stop The Syndicate.
8. The Syndicate all live at home with their mom's in the basement. (Courtesy of Timothy Dewey)
9. The Syndicate are all game nerds that never leave their houses. (Courtesy of Timothy Dewey)
10. Speed 1 is B.S. The Syndicate will only play Speed 1, they are afraid to play faster speeds like 3 or 4, which are the true tests of who is great. (paraphrase courtesy KungFuChicken)
(We can add to this list as time goes on)
So instead of coming in here and crying about all those things and wasting a bunch of space, you can just come in here after we take a city from you or several from your team and say:
I tried to save my city and would have been successful but: 1, 2. It is not a coincidence that they knew I am offline for an extended period of time every Tuesday so I can take Pilates... 3. And that Mungus talks sooo much smack, 4, 5. I thought this world had potential, but 6. 7.
See how easy this can be?