HOW TO FOOL A TOOL - THE RECIPE (by Kindred)
For all of you who like to cooks something up every now and then I have my very own recipe for a delicacy called "How to fool a tool". Expected preparation time is a few hours, depends on some of the ingredients.
- 1 tool
- a handful of slingers
- 1 awesome alliance to provide support
- 1 alliance of evil geniuses to make the tool feel safe and provide attacks
First make the tool think you'll be offline at a certain time. Sooner or later the tool will not resist and send an attack to check things out.
Now before this attack hits, add slingers into the mix! Don't enlist militia.
The tool's attack hits and he thinks: "Oh my dear golly, I killed some slingers! The hated Kindred must be offline. I will send a CS and conquer a city! Hahahahaha! *insert evil laugh*" At this point the tool might not be able contain his excitement, so have a spare bowl and some rags ready, just in case. If needed insert under the tool's chair.
Now while the tool's CS travels call out to all your awesome alliance mates. They all know the tool and want to take part in the cooking, so they add more ingredients into the mix. You might need to wait a few hours, which you can spend making jests about the tool and how easy it is to fool him.
Don't forget to set your alarm clock and time a snipe or two! When the time comes and you've followed all the instructions and added the right amount of ingredients, the finished result should will like this:
So that's it folks! It might not look like it at first, but it really easy to "fool a tool". Please do try this at home!