Just For Laughs Best Joke Award

Lord Zato

Guest
Ladies and Gents

If you have a good clean joke and want to share it with our Grepo friends.
Please post it here so we can all have a Laugh.After all that is why we are here to have some fun.Or a riddle to test our wisdom. Cheers everyone and may the best joke riddle win.:cool:





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Lord Zato

Guest
Who is the doctor?

A Father and son are in a car accident.The father dies instantly and the boy is rushed to the hospital.The boy is seriously hurt and needs an operation.The doctor walks in and says :I cannot operate on him he is my son.

Who is the doctor?:cool:






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skallagrim

Guest
The father that died wasn't necessarily the son's father, he could've just been a father in general. So the doctor is the 'sons' father, ehh?
 

Lord Zato

Guest
Coblet got it right?

Nice try Skallagrim but Coblet got it right it was he's mother.:cool:

:pro:It is ok fellows he is joking if not hate is a disease and it only kills it's carrier.
LOL that was too easy any other jokes or riddles?



:pro:You are sorrounded by a hundred alligators dead of hunger any which way you walk and there they are.What would you do?
 

skallagrim

Guest
Silly me assuming the doctor is a male, :p

I tend to over-think things, lol.

Edit/Riddle Answer: They are already dead, so just walk past them. :D
 
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Uber Lord

Guest
Here's a wierd riddle most of you have probably heard.

My maker does not want me.
My buyer does not use me.
The person who uses me does not know it.
What am I?
 

gasper-kuhl

Guest
Clean means no swearing. It was clean. Truth hurts......

Grepolis is turning into a real cry-fest. You guys are a bunch of hairy-back-mary's
-.- ..
 
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Richard

Strategos
Here's a wierd riddle most of you have probably heard.

My maker does not want me.
My buyer does not use me.
The person who uses me does not know it.
What am I?
A coffin.

Neither of these have been jokes, this thread isn't doing too well on the comedic value side of the spectrum...
 

Ajax.

Banned
Banned
Nice try Skallagrim but Coblet got it right it was he's mother.:cool:

:pro:It is ok fellows he is joking if not hate is a disease and it only kills it's carrier.
LOL that was too easy any other jokes or riddles?



:pro:You are sorrounded by a hundred alligators dead of hunger any which way you walk and there they are.What would you do?
Fly away!!! lol!
 

Lord Zato

Guest
Hahahaha Coblet and Skallagrim got it right.

Hahaha thanks guys for being good sports.Skallagrim and Coblet got it right they are already dead.Nice try Ajax.Shanana post some jokes then lets see what kind of sense of humor you have?The point is to have fun with it or to see who is on their toes.:cool:



:pro:I had a dream that I was in an airplane going to Hawaii on vacation.There was a problem with the airplane so we crashed on this deserted island.I looked around and saw all this people dead from the crash.I kept walking and found a gun with 3 bullets in it.I kept walking and ran into 4 lions.Now I have a gun with 3 bulkets but there are 4 lions that want to eat me.:eek:

:pro:What would you do?

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Lord Zato

Guest
Coffin

Uber Lord Here's a wierd riddle most of you have probably heard.

My maker does not want me.
My buyer does not use me.
The person who uses me does not know it.
What am I?

LOL I agree with Shanara it is a coffin.:cool:
 

Paksenarrion

Guest
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
 

Z Grade

Guest
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony, and it is being played backwards! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrived back, the music had changed. Now it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece it is being played backwards. Curious, the men go to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing backwards. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed. By the next day the word has spread and a crowd has gathered around the grave, all listening to the Second Symphony being played backwards. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles into the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "Oh, it's nothing to worry about," say the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!"


A man was robbed last night. So he went to buy a guard dog from the nearby pet shop. The pet shop had a ferocious dog for sale, and the man thought the dog was perfect. So he asks the pet shop owner how much for that dog. The pet shop owner replies "Oh I can't sell you that dog, he's best friends with this parrot. It would devastate them both to be separated."
"I'll take them both then," the man replies. So he goes home with a new parrot and guard dog.
Later that night, the robber returns. He begins to climb up a tree to the same window he used last time. As he is climbing the tree, he hears an eerie voice say "Jesus is watching you." Slightly confused, he continues to climb the tree. He reaches the branch closest to the window, and hears an eerie voice say "Jesus is watching you." Even more confused, and slightly worried, he looks in the window and sees the parrot, who eerily says "Jesus is watching you."
Relieved, the robber thinks "It's just a religious parrot, nothing to worry about."
The robber opens the window and goes in. He takes one step and hears "Sic 'im Jesus!"
 
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