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Welcome to the second class of Lessons from the Rim. We are a small group of players who are trying to make grepo a better place, by providing free lessons of how to play the game to noobs who will listen and learn, and a free permanent vacation further out on the rim to those that dont. In today's lecture you will learn what makes a mod good.
There are many types of mods, flowerpot mods, chihuahua mods, and lightsaber mods are the most common. "What weird names are those professor?? Been taking to many arthritis tablets," you might ask?? Well i say listen and learn, everything will be explained.
The lesson
Mod 1
Flowerpot Mods
Also known as a Flos Ollam moderator for all you latin geeks.
Why are some mods like flowerpots?? Well, flowerpots sit in a corner, and do not get noticed. They do not make a sound or get attention. Then all of a sudden, one day it falls on your toes off its pedestals and shows you who's boss.
This is like some moderators, they sit in a corner and dont speak, and no one pays them any attention. Then, all of a sudden, they appear, banhammer swinging, smacking you in all the sensitive spots.
Mod 2
Chihuahua Mods
Also known as a Canis Interfectorem moderator.
Chihuahua's. We all know them. The little dogs, that are so tiny, yet they let off the most obscene loud noises. It is hard not to squash the little buggers.
This is like some mods. They run around the forums trying to sound scary and make people fear them. In reality, the most harm they can do is scratch your ankles.
Mod 3
Lightsaber Mods (Its may the 4th after all ^^)
Also known as a Lux Machaera moderator.
Lightsabers. They are bright and colorful. They make a beautiful buzzing sound. They can slice through steel like butter. The ultimate weapon, beautiful, yet deadly.
How is this like a moderator?? Well certain moderators are bright colorful, and also noisy. They love attention. But, they can also obliterate you in one hit with their ban-saber. Beware of these mods, you never know when they will strike.
In Summary
It is now time to conclude this lecture. "But professor, you haven't told us which sort of mod is the best?? Also what does this have to do with Sestos?? IF you don't make it work specific, a lightsaber mod will come and cut you down!!!"
Well student worshipers, the key to being a good mod is to worship your betters. This is why Jorvisa will be a good mod in my opinion.
As for being world specific, why do i need to do that if i have mods in my pay??