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Phrourach
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you will die. What is it?
DeletedUser
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Hmm being blonde............nothing?
MuHAHA
MuHAHA
DeletedUser
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OK so an oldie but a goodie:
A pilgrim came to a fork in the road. One road led to safety, the other to certain death.
At the entrance to each road stood a guardian.
One guardian always spoke the truth, and the other always lied.
The pilgrim was allowed only one question. Only one, and to save his life he had to find out which road led to safety.
What was his question?
A pilgrim came to a fork in the road. One road led to safety, the other to certain death.
At the entrance to each road stood a guardian.
One guardian always spoke the truth, and the other always lied.
The pilgrim was allowed only one question. Only one, and to save his life he had to find out which road led to safety.
What was his question?
DeletedUser30490
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arggg i cant think of anything
Link of time
Phrourach
Hello? What about this?
And the answer to yours- What is my name?
DeletedUser
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'Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you will die. What is it?'
The answer is nothing.
Here's one from Rich...
What's a duckdo?
The answer is nothing.
Here's one from Rich...
What's a duckdo?
Link of time
Phrourach
A duckdo
Link of time
Phrourach
A: What's my name?
DeletedUser
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Billy Bob Robert Jr?
Link of time
Phrourach
(facepalm)
BTW get on skype
BTW get on skype
DeletedUser
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Silly Link
, I've already answered this (nothing) .........who's calling who blonde lol Nope, wrong question - how would that help him decide which was the safe road to take?
I love this one, my little brother got me with this one years ago, a duck goes quack quack! hahaha
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Q: Suppose there is only one barber shop in your town, and it employs two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, neatly trimmed head of hair. The other's hair is a complete mess. Which of the two barbers should you go to and why?
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Phrourach
The 2nd one. You never pick the ovious
DeletedUser
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On the assumption that the messy haired barber has had his hair cut by the neat barber - I'd ask to be seen by the neat barber lol
DeletedUser22940
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Lighter than what I am made of,
More of me is hidden than is seen,
I am the bane of the mariner,
A tooth within the sea.
Speak my name.
More of me is hidden than is seen,
I am the bane of the mariner,
A tooth within the sea.
Speak my name.
DeletedUser
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Iceberg
DeletedUser27700
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Yes? Oh, nvm.
Anyway, next riddle.
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
DeletedUser18132
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There are no stairs! It's a one-story house.
DeletedUser
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Har Har Iced.
Next one
We are five little objects of an everyday sort,
you will find us all in a tennis court.
Next one
We are five little objects of an everyday sort,
you will find us all in a tennis court.