Riddles

[DeletedUser25380]

While that is effective, the answer is "You will hang me" (if its true they will have to shoot him, making it a lie, meaning he has to be hung, making it true etc)

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

raindrops

 

[DeletedUser]

Fairly certain that's wrong :/

Next: A bus driver goes past a stop sign without stopping, turns left on a no turn left lane, and wasn't wearing a seat belt. This was all seen by a near by officer. The officer did not give the bus driver a ticket though. Why?

 

[DeletedUser30490]

because he was too lazy to go after the bus??

 

[DeletedUser]

i reckon the bus driver was walking

 

[DeletedUser]

I reckon your right

 

[DeletedUser30490]

damn it
another one please >

 

[DeletedUser]

if a butcher stands 6'2" tall, has 12" feet, and has a 40" waist - what does he weigh?

 

[DeletedUser31161]

a lot...?

 

[Varun]

While that is effective, the answer is "You will hang me" (if its true they will have to shoot him, making it a lie, meaning he has to be hung, making it true etc)

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Time. The answer is time.

 

[DeletedUser]

My turn. You enter a dark room with only one match. There is a candle, an oil burner, and a stove. What do you light first?

 

[DeletedUser]

The candle then then the oil burner then the stove? That is, if that match you have is lit.

 

[DeletedUser23986]

Well, you will light the match first

 

[DeletedUser]

if a butcher stands 6'2" tall, has 12" feet, and has a 40" waist - what does he weigh?

a lot...?

meat!

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh god.

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter

 

[DeletedUser6029]

Dark (ohhh google)

 

[DeletedUser]

That was a solid lord of the rings riddle right there.

 

[DeletedUser18132]

What have I got in my pockets?

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh god.

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter

What have I got in my pockets?

Handses? (I hold new respect for you two )

 

[DeletedUser18132]

Wrong for mine.

 

[DeletedUser]

Hm...ma be our precieous wez lost just a bitses ago...nahses