Epic Poetry Battles

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DeletedUser44027

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@cod


Stepping up to the plate?
Takin swings at the rest?
Well I'll be like that little boy,
Who says you've cheated on the test.
You escaped death once,
But he's got me on your tail.
Don't even try to hide away,
With me, it won't avail.
You can look real pretty,
Beating up on these noobs,
But when you're fighting with me?
Boy, you're gonna lose.
I've got a place for you,
Where all the meanies go.
A special little place for you,
Here, come down below.
 
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DeletedUser33530

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Dez

Is that suppose to frighten me off little tweety?
Sorry to say but this won't go down sweetly
Yesterday I saw you flapping your little wings
And now you how the nerve to proclaim yourself king.
Well im sorry to say that your pathetic little rythmes
They're just not worthy my time
Try fighting you Mr.Nos
If he hasnt already gone ghost
Remember that im the poetry God
But you can call me CoD
 
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DeletedUser33530

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@cuddles

Why hello there you fine little animal.
Please explain to me, how the hell are mammal?
You be swimming in the ocean all day long
I be up on land, laughing at your songs
But let's be seriously, you, a commander?
Someone arrest this fish for his load slander
We saw you take on that little tweety bird and pebble
Well congratulations, on sinking down to that level
As one last reminder to comrade dolphin
I'm your commander CoD, coming in for the win
 

DeletedUser5819

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@Dez, you're such a frowner.
Don't be such a downer.
We can rhyme with best of 'em
And scan way more than lesser men.

Your lack of faith is most disturbing,
Criticism quite unnerving.
Quit the slacking,
get a-rhyming,
Make attacks with perfect timing.

Pointing finger of accuser,
It just proves that you're the loser.
Fight the fight with cool aggression,
Rhyme each bard in quick succession,
Then we'll have a battle royal
Else go set your head to boil.
 

DeletedUser5819

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@Captain Cuddles, what a name
Your ego stuck on gaining fame
You think yourself unbeaten winner
But at rhyme complete beginner

All your strutting
Posing, tutting
Your self opinion much too high
A fall for you for sure is nigh

Your typing muscles bulge and twitch
But your poetry makes me want to Switch
from your side to the other.
You gotta hush your fingers brother.
 

DeletedUser33530

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@steaky (I'm gonna regret this one)

Why Steaky, hello
You seem pretty mellow
Might I remind you this a battle
So you best put down your rattle
Or even better go skedaddle

Leave the ryhming to proffesionals
And go feed your kids some vegetables
While you're at it take a second think
Do you really want in this battle rink
Sirloin you're piece meat
Before this even started I had you beat

No hard feelings steaky :)
 

DeletedUser5819

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@ CoD

Oh wow, I'm called out by a fish!
You think yourself a better dish
Than meat so succulent and tender
Rare and juicy? In the end a
Fish is just a slimy thing with scales and gills
To hear you sing I'd think you more a bird of prey
So quit your sqawking. Go away.

You're right that I seem hard to rile
For rhyme and meter make me smile
But still in verbal fight I'll best you
Give me words, I'll surely test you
To your limit little fish.
You want a fight? You got your wish.

All in fun CoD :)
 

DeletedUser44856

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@Varun

Take a step back, bout to take 3 in 1 show,
Only thing I know is to grow grow grow.
Your all up here talking bout illusion,
Everyone see's that it's you I'm bout to ruin.
I don't need no remote,
Your gonna choke,
Everyone here see me rising from the smoke,
You just a joke.
Just take a seat over here my little pet,
I gotta start my second set.
@CoD
Time to knock out mr death,
He already outta breath.
He got some good rhyme,
But I'm prime time,
Constantly doing the climb,
You stuck down there crawling in the slime.
He ain't challenging me,
Cause CoD's actually a she.
But don't worry I got the potion,
Only thing you gotta do is swim to the bottom of the ocean.
But wait you can't,
Looks like you stuck on land little she ant.
@sirloin
Right your turn sirloin,
Who you think you are stepping here to join.
Going at my strut,?
Simply jealous you didn't make the cut.
You may aswell switch,
Your bout as useful as an itch
Sorry these fingers won't be stopped,
Can't be blocked,
They are unlocked,
Please don't don't be shocked.
Lets talk bout my fame,
Everyday a lil' more gain,
I'm a runaway train,
Your gunna feel this pain,
In yo' brain,
Stuck in my frame,
You made the wrong claim,
This is MY GAME!
 

DeletedUser44856

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Just want to say I'm having a ton of fun getting these rhymes going! Cheers for it being a real chill sorta thing. And I hope no one is taking my verses to heart!
 

DeletedUser32498

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@All of you

Get out of here you fools.
Before I send you back to school. [Edited by Lane - I know it's terrible]
You guys got no rhyme,
It's all a big waste of my time.
You guys wanna know how to rap,
Listen and sit on my lap.

Pebbles just a stepping stone,
He sits in his basement alone.
Dez got no wings,
He grounded and can't sing.
Sirloins got no juice,
His vocal cords are too loose.
CoD sounds like a king,
But in reality he's just a thing.
Cuddles got a hidious hug,
He's nothing but a thug.

If you want to know your direction,
I give it to you.
Stay out of the literature section,
If you even have a clue.
 
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DeletedUser33530

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@steaky

Oh so now the steak thinks she can act manly
Well I'm about to smack the hell out of this little pansy
Read the rules quick Mrs. Meat
Before you get beat
You need a rhyme scheme
Until then you're just not Mrs.mean
So wipe that grin of your face
And get the heck off my plate
Ill eat the cow that goes mooooo
Cause it taste and rhymes better than you
 

DeletedUser33530

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@cuddles

Look at the dolphin thinking he's gonna win
How'd you even type this with your huge dorsal fins?
And while your at it why don't you show me some tricks
Like the one were you side step off of a cliff
Just give up boy my rhymes never miss
Oh and for the record I'm a man
Crushing city walls down to sand
Even if I was girl I wouldn't touch you to save the world
You and your cuddling make every hurl
So swim back to cave
Its time to end your charade
 

DeletedUser44856

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daveinator007 said:
@All of you

Get out of here you fools.
Before I send you back to school. [Edited by Lane - I know it's terrible]
You guys got no rhyme,
It's all a big waste of my time.
You guys wanna know how to rap,
Listen and sit on my lap.

Pebbles just a stepping stone,
He sits in his basement alone.
Dez got no wings,
He grounded and can't sing.
Sirloins got no juice,
His vocal cords are too loose.
CoD sounds like a king,
But in reality he's just a thing.
Cuddles got a hidious hug,
He's nothing but a thug.

If you want to know your direction,
I give it to you.
Stay out of the literature section,
If you even have a clue.
Click to expand...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKfceBq-j9Y
 
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Varun

Varun

Strategos
@ cuddles

You are gonna choke me with what?
I control your vision, reality and your blind-spots,
You are still in my illusion
And therefore the confusion,
Sure move to your second set,
For your match you have met,
 
Varun

Varun

Strategos
@dave

Ooh lala! Look someone new comes,
His ramble merely sums -
That how high up he is in his opinion,
Get outta here before someone kicks you to pavilion.
 

DeletedUser32498

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@Varun

You belong in the ocean,
Likes a starfish missing a tip
You need some lotion,
To relax and get a grip,
You think you can make rhymes,
You can't cause I told you a thousand times.
You call yourself a scholar,
But you act like a toddler.
 
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DeletedUser5819

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@ davieinator oh oh seven
Clearly from the third eleven
Let my qual'ty bowl you over
Take a look and run for cover.
Like the rest you cannot scan
Realise your failure man.



@CoD Your taking on the best
And you already failed the test
Go swim the sea
To safety flee
And give our poor sore eyes a rest.

Its time to roe roe roe your boat,
Your poetry is not of note,
Your scales uneven,
Time you're leavin',
Fish, its hard to not just gloat.



@Cuddles

Your so big inside your head
Fantasy and dreams have fed
Up self image to the top
But little one, its time to stop.

You're no bigger than a snail
All your rhymes and scannings fail
Wash'd your fluff right outa my hair,
You're nothing but a teddy bear.
 
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