Epic Poetry Battles

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DeletedUser46838

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Both of you
need to learn how to rap.
I just can't stand
the two of you spitting .

CoD,
Your raps are so crud
I can't even hear you
Can you make your volume slightly louder?

I am Rock5
homie
You're a phony
and bash you into a goo of Macaroni

I can't stand you anymore
your rhymes make people cry
Im just going to be here eating smores
while you're going to become a Fish chips and fries.

A pebble
I can't even see you.
your miniscule
insignificant, infinitesimal,
you're the size of an ant
an animal
Ill easily crush 'n'
no one knows who you are.

You both just suck
compared to Rock5
Now Im going to be trippin'
and walking out of the building.
 

DeletedUser33530

Guest
Don't you have a job to get back to
While all the other mods party without you
A toucan is your boss
I’ve never seen a bigger loss

All us spammer be a spamming
so why don't you get to scramming
Put you hammer on the shelf
and go play with the other elfs

You call yourself a true god
Get a grip you're versing CoD!
Bugger off and and admit defeat
Let's face it you are already beat
 

DeletedUser8396

Guest
Read my P.S. if you will,
I promise it's not too long-
Steal my rhyme scheme again,
And I'll quickly shorten your song.

Alas, that is all,
I await your insipid reply.
This is almost amusing-
Well...watching you try.
 

DeletedUser46838

Guest
Pebble, pebble
pebbity, pebble
you sound like you're from
Fruity Loops
full of artificial flavors.

you addict little children
to the food coloring and preservatives
and all the other additives

you need to chill
before me and CoD beat you with raps that are ill.
 

DeletedUser8396

Guest
Rock5 said:
Both of you
need to learn how to rap.
I just can't stand
the two of you spitting .

CoD,
Your raps are so crud
I can't even hear you
Can you make your volume slightly louder?

I am Rock5
homie
You're a phony
and bash you into a goo of Macaroni

I can't stand you anymore
your rhymes make people cry
Im just going to be here eating smores
while you're going to become a Fish chips and fries.

A pebble
I can't even see you.
your miniscule
insignificant, infinitesimal,
you're the size of an ant
an animal
Ill easily crush 'n'
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And I suppose you should teach me?
Boy, I thought Cheater was bad
You struggle to make a rhyme?
Your attack is truly sad.

I am not your "homie"
We don't live in your "hood"
But with standards like yours,
I guess any attempts could be good

So try again, one more chance
I promise not to be cruel.
But next time you should learn-
Don't take me on in a duel.

Cheater of death said:
Don't you have a job to get back to
While all the other mods party without you
A toucan is your boss
I’ve never seen a bigger loss

All us spammer be a spamming
so why don't you get to scramming
Put you hammer on the shelf
and go play with the other elfs

You call yourself a true god
Get a grip you're versing CoD!
Bugger off and and admit defeat
Let's face it you are already beat
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Haven't you guessed it?
Is it that hard to tell?
I am the life of the party-
All the mods know this well.

A spammer is a spammer,
A man cannot change his face.
Quite sad for you to hear-
Since your poems bring such disgrace

I am a master, not a god,
But alas I don't name myself as a fish.
I won't judge, I rarely do-
But it seems so odd a wish.

My lines are above you,
My lyricism beyond,
So you'll need to do better
The next time you respond.
 
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DeletedUser33530

Guest
Run away Rock
Or at least eat a sock
Your ryhmes are like trash
Beyond easy to bash

You can barely keep rhyme scheme going
Meanwhile I just keep on flowing
Id say better luck next time
But you couldn't beat a mime


Pebble, you're crazy
And frankly rather lazy
Pick on someone your own size
But you're probably not that wise

Keep battle almighty CoD
You'll end up under six feet of sod
I'm the king of poetry and we all know it
You're the princess of pony town and weak rhymes show it
 
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DeletedUser46838

Guest
Ryhmes?
What is this?
Can't you even spell?
You must be dumber than cow bell.

You both need to chill and
Here is a rhyming pill
 

DeletedUser49358

Guest
Now the rap God takes the stage
while you all spurt out rhymes like a senile mage
I'm the king of rap stronger than fire
So bow down and call me sire

Rock uses google image search and calls it art
He adds a few fancy letters and thinks he's smart
You don't fool us son we all see your scheme
Its enough to make us all want to scream

Cheater spams throughout the day
Thinking he is impossible to slay
Sorry to tell you but my words will be your end
So your funeral I will attend

Pebble is the forum police
He never gives us any peace
Pebble my friend you need a hobby
Or else you may grow frail and look like Dobbie

The rap God has dissed you all
But please try not to bawl
My crown shines atop my head
And this is surely the end to the thread
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
Cheater of death said:
Run away Rock
Or at least eat a sock....
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FH46AHH.gif
:p
 

DeletedUser46838

Guest
Slim Shaddies said:
Rock uses google image search and calls it art
He adds a few fancy letters and thinks he's smart
You don't fool us son we all see your scheme
Its enough to make us all scream
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Pfft,
who uses google images these days
I make my art using other ways
You say you're the rap G-O- single D?
I'll rather be doing alchemy.

I am the rap god of all gods
You look really shady
You, pebble, and that Cod
need to all go home where there's candy.
 

DeletedUser40768

Guest
a pebble said:
Haven't you guessed it?
Is it that hard to tell?
I am the life of the party-
All the mods know this well.

A spammer is a spammer,
A man cannot change his face.
Quite sad for you to hear-
Since your poems bring such disgrace

I am a master, not a god,
But alas I don't name myself as a fish.
I won't judge, I rarely do-
But it seems so odd a wish.

My lines are above you,
My lyricism beyond,
So you'll need to do better
The next time you respond.
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@Pebble

Pebble of course you are not a God,
Not when you find yourself bowing down to Cod
You think your the life of the party,
When meanwhile everyone is glad when you show up tardy

Pebble a fish has more monetary value then you do,
You are just the equivalent of dog poo
You are correct that you can't judge,
Because all it takes you beat you is a little nudge.

A spammer is a spammer,
Until you get nailed by there hammer
Pebble you got no power,
It is time for you to head to the shower

Pebble you are nothing more than a rock
Even less interesting then watching a clock,
But Pebble don't be in shock,
You were never worthy of being on my block.

Your lines are above none
just one more round and you are done
Pebble is this what you call poetry?
All you did was fail miserably.
 

DeletedUser31385

Guest
a pebble, did the idea of this come from Epic Rap Battles?
 

DeletedUser46838

Guest
Well Nieves,
you steal all the credit that other people do
did your crazy friend COD
write your raps for you too?
 

DeletedUser33530

Guest
Skullyhoofd said:
There are 10000000000000000000000 particles
in the universe
that we can observe,
Yo momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
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Дa, you want to mess with me?
I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats
Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука.
I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me
The last man who attacked me, lived a half-life, so comrade come at me
 
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Phrourach
Cheater of death said:
Дa, you want to mess with me?
I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats
Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука.
I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me
The last man who attacked me, lived a half-life, so comrade come at me
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You cant be started with Luis and Clark 'cause we cut a path through MC's like a walk in the park
and give 'em back a whole stack of maps and accurate charts
showing exactly where our footprints on their buttocks are marked
 
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