Funny ingame messages

J.n.c 1993

J.n.c 1993

Strategos
Hey guys, lets see some funny ingame messages from all of you. Here's something for all you to laugh at, It's a bit dull at first but read all and you'll find it hilarious, read from bottom to top:

Edwardicus III today at 12:34 AM
I wish I was in Uranus!

J.n.c 93 today at 12:26 AM
I know, tell me about it! He is just so cool, I wish I lived on Mars! Better than being in Uranus.

Edwardicus III today at 12:23 AM
He is lucky.

J.n.c 93 today at 12:19 AM
I know, right?! I'm so jealous of him... I live in a stinky place called Uranus and he gets to live on Mars which is a sexy red!

Edwardicus III today at 12:18 AM
Cool

J.n.c 93 today at 12:17 AM
Yes you can ask. Knight aaxc. He's from Mars.

Edwardicus III today at 12:15 AM
Is there anyone else who can invite?

J.n.c 93 today at 12:13 AM
Yes, I am green, I have 7 arms, and 3 legs. My biggest leg is in between my 2 other legs.

Edwardicus III today at 12:11 AM
You are an alien?

J.n.c 93 today at 12:10 AM
I live on Uranus.

Edwardicus III today at 12:08 AM
I live in the U.S.

J.n.c 93 today at 12:08 AM
Lol my name is jamieenacanifunahshizu

Edwardicus III today at 12:05 AM
My name is Eddie, now do you?

J.n.c 93 today at 12:05 AM
I don't know you lol!

Edwardicus III today at 12:02 AM
Do you count as a personal friend?

J.n.c 93 today at 12:01 AM
I have personal friends in this alliance that got me in.

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:59 PM
What did you say?

J.n.c 93 on 4/4/11 at 11:56 PM
Up to you.

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:52 PM
Cool, what should I say?

J.n.c 93 on 4/4/11 at 11:50 PM
Well if you're interested to join the alliance I'm currently in, contact Scotty119

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:48 PM
Any suggestions?

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:42 PM
I am looking for a better alliance to join.

J.n.c 93 on 4/4/11 at 11:40 PM
Why are you disbanding it here?

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:39 PM
Thank you, I am disbanding my alliance, it will only be in Sigma...

J.n.c 93 on 4/4/11 at 11:37 PM
Hi?

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:37 PM
At least answer please?

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:28 PM
Just thought I would say hi, I saw you on the forums.


LOL :D Post your funny messages ingame everyone!
 
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DeletedUser

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top to bottom. Felt like I should put in order for you guys

Phish on 4/4/11 at 10:26 PM
A pact invite without a message? Come on

Scorpshee on 4/4/11 at 10:28 PM
What kind of message would you like? If you join us, you get a powerful ally. You don't have to join.

Phish on 4/4/11 at 10:31 PM
It just looks bad to not even send a message with a pact invite. Is a sign that the alliance is nooby and likely an MRA.

Scorpshee on 4/4/11 at 10:34 PM
I see. Would you care to join?

Phish on 4/4/11 at 10:38 PM
no

Scorpshee on 4/4/11 at 10:40 PM
Alright.
 

DeletedUser

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'I wanna be in Uranus!'

Lol. Its like seeing little kids get 'Gentiles' mixed up with 'Genitals'

And 'Scotum' mixed up with 'Scrotum'

'the romans used a shield called a scrotum to defend themselfs........'
 

DeletedUser

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firelord0001 today at 7:53 AM
I'm okay , cya :)
Stefanie14 on 4/4/11 at 9:59 PM
i go sleep see ya
xxx
Stefanie14 on 4/4/11 at 9:42 PM
are you hot ?
firelord0001 on 4/4/11 at 9:29 PM
Thanks
Stefanie14 on 4/4/11 at 9:28 PM
oke thank you
you are a nice guy
firelord0001 on 4/4/11 at 7:57 PM
Hi , you may have heard that your alliance is merging into Yajood Majood. Your founder has left your alliance and has joined mine , but she explained everything to you . But I'm just reminding you in case you had forgotten about the merge. Remember join
Yajood Majood. I already have sent an invite , so leave your alliance and join Yajood Majood. If you don't believe me go and ask akon101. If you have any questions do ask , as a wise men had told me "A stupid man remains silent but a smart man ask questions".
 

DeletedUser

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You have no sense of humour boy. I will not answer your ridiculous question.
 
J.n.c 1993

J.n.c 1993

Strategos
firelord0001 said:
firelord0001 today at 7:53 AM
I'm okay , cya :)
Stefanie14 on 4/4/11 at 9:59 PM
i go sleep see ya
xxx
Stefanie14 on 4/4/11 at 9:42 PM
are you hot ?
firelord0001 on 4/4/11 at 9:29 PM
Thanks
Stefanie14 on 4/4/11 at 9:28 PM
oke thank you
you are a nice guy
firelord0001 on 4/4/11 at 7:57 PM
Hi , you may have heard that your alliance is merging into Yajood Majood. Your founder has left your alliance and has joined mine , but she explained everything to you . But I'm just reminding you in case you had forgotten about the merge. Remember join
Yajood Majood. I already have sent an invite , so leave your alliance and join Yajood Majood. If you don't believe me go and ask akon101. If you have any questions do ask , as a wise men had told me "A stupid man remains silent but a smart man ask questions".
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I didn't find that funny either tbh :heh:
 

DeletedUser

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J.N.C.

wow, just... wow

i don't know if I believe that conversation...wow
i laughed for 8 min! :D
 

DeletedUser

Guest
send it over to me...i need a good laugh :D
Same name in game.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
i was spammed by a guy without grepo history saying that if i didnt join his alliance he would destroy me :p i can give the name for future farming.
 

DeletedUser13936

Guest
J.n.c 93 said:
Hey guys, lets see some funny ingame messages from all of you. Here's something for all you to laugh at, It's a bit dull at first but read all and you'll find it hilarious, read from bottom to top:

Edwardicus III today at 12:34 AM
I wish I was in Uranus!

J.n.c 93 today at 12:26 AM
I know, tell me about it! He is just so cool, I wish I lived on Mars! Better than being in Uranus.

Edwardicus III today at 12:23 AM
He is lucky.

J.n.c 93 today at 12:19 AM
I know, right?! I'm so jealous of him... I live in a stinky place called Uranus and he gets to live on Mars which is a sexy red!

Edwardicus III today at 12:18 AM
Cool

J.n.c 93 today at 12:17 AM
Yes you can ask. Knight aaxc. He's from Mars.

Edwardicus III today at 12:15 AM
Is there anyone else who can invite?

J.n.c 93 today at 12:13 AM
Yes, I am green, I have 7 arms, and 3 legs. My biggest leg is in between my 2 other legs.

Edwardicus III today at 12:11 AM
You are an alien?

J.n.c 93 today at 12:10 AM
I live on Uranus.

Edwardicus III today at 12:08 AM
I live in the U.S.

J.n.c 93 today at 12:08 AM
Lol my name is jamieenacanifunahshizu

Edwardicus III today at 12:05 AM
My name is Eddie, now do you?

J.n.c 93 today at 12:05 AM
I don't know you lol!

Edwardicus III today at 12:02 AM
Do you count as a personal friend?

J.n.c 93 today at 12:01 AM
I have personal friends in this alliance that got me in.

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:59 PM
What did you say?

J.n.c 93 on 4/4/11 at 11:56 PM
Up to you.

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:52 PM
Cool, what should I say?

J.n.c 93 on 4/4/11 at 11:50 PM
Well if you're interested to join the alliance I'm currently in, contact Scotty119

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:48 PM
Any suggestions?

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:42 PM
I am looking for a better alliance to join.

J.n.c 93 on 4/4/11 at 11:40 PM
Why are you disbanding it here?

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:39 PM
Thank you, I am disbanding my alliance, it will only be in Sigma...

J.n.c 93 on 4/4/11 at 11:37 PM
Hi?

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:37 PM
At least answer please?

Edwardicus III on 4/4/11 at 11:28 PM
Just thought I would say hi, I saw you on the forums.


LOL :D Post your funny messages ingame everyone!
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wow that is just priceless :p
 

DeletedUser15100

Guest
I have seen mails that would make you laugh 10 minutes non stop.

But they are from Omicron :(

Anyway, I hope to receive some funny mails here in Rho :p
 

DeletedUser

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alphabeta13 today at 5:17 PM
Then I am sure you would be glad to know:
1). i am of the male gender
2). check our pt average
3). I am insulted
4). Consider yourselves dead
5). (insult) noobs

ERach14 today at 4:03 PM
you have my permission to consider yourself insulted.

ERach14 today at 4:00 PM
mr tyto does not feel like surrendering, or dying. He is wondering if you will supply a third option. If you do not he will supply his own: we will all attack you. And since you have projected on your alliance page the fact that almost all of your members are below 450 points I can't imagine that the backlash will be too great.

PS - I think that you meant 'sole' reason instead of 'soul' (meaning immortal being) reason.
PS - can't is spelled with an apostrophe (you know, the bottom half of a semicolon), cant is not a word.
PS - if those are your best regards I would hate to see your worst ones.

Worst regards,
Dumb Blonde

PSS - Oh sorry, that was you

alphabeta13 today at 3:03 PM
As of this day 5/4/11
Destruction Declares war on Change for multiple counts of undermining.
I message you all for the soul reason I cant seem to find your leader...

Surrender or Die!

Best regards
Alphabeta13

(there were other messages that were entertaining but not funny, they would also need censored {not on my behalf}) (p.s the soul/sole thing was because i was half watching tv when i wrote this :)
 
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