King of the FREAKING Hill

Shadis

Guest
Reassembling, I literally float to the toothpick man and tackle him from above. I wrestle the sharp toothpick from his hands and cast it into a pit of fire as hot as the sun. Then I lift the man up and throw him into then pit as well. Although I find' t know he had actually caught hold to the side of the cliff. MY FREAKING HILL once more.
 

DeletedUser31161

Guest
lol i dont want the hill just posting because devilimp's sig is just so funny! lol +rep man. and icy you had it coming to you. lol :D

edit: your lucky i just gave you a new bar
 

DeletedUser18825

Guest
kyleli thinks he is all of us, but really, he is not me. Nobody wants to be a spider. I sneak up behind his main power source and kill it. Kyleli no longer exists within everything.

I then walk up to bow master while he's asleep and fling him away. My FREAKING tiny hill.
 

baermanndav

Phrourach
I walk by the FREAKING HILL and see spyder left the back door unlocked. I summon a mighty ice dragon to freeze spyder to death and protect me from future invaders. MY FREAKING HILL
 
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Leahkim

Guest
I use a big drill, burrow up beneath you, and surprise you from below. You're so surprised, you faint from the shock. I throw you out the back door. MY FREAKING HILL
 

LastResort.

Guest
I use your ready made burrow to surprise you from below, and in fear you jump out of the window and run down the hill. I then fill in the burrow so you can't use it again.

MY (FREAKING) HILL
 

devilimpstudios

Guest
After being burned and thrown Around i get to my feet and pick up my master sword at side, as I lift it up I hear an annoying bark. I pick up the blade and look up to see a beagle in armor, I laugh to this sight and walk up to it and remove it's head without having a second thought..."Bye Bye Puppy." My Freaking Hill!
 
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baermanndav

Phrourach
You forget to stay on task in the forum so Iceddragon comes and kills you and leaves it to me who obeys the rules. I then recruit the elf Legolas to immediatly shoot all trespassers.
MY FREAKING HILL
 

Shadis

Guest
Guess what? You guys all dreamed that! While you were dreaming I threw the hill piece by piece in to Mount Doom...but secretly created another hill with my cruelty and malice on a secret island in a secret base on a secret world in a secret galaxy in a secret alternate universe. Still MY FREAKING HILL.
 

Magic13

Guest
I built a decoy hill while I was building a fortress around the original hill. still My freaking hill
 

baermanndav

Phrourach
I challenge Bow master to a drinking contest. Winner gets the hill he completly destroys me at this. After i lose he goes to shoot me with his bow but shoots himself in the foot. Bow master scurrys away crying to his mom to kiss his owie. I claim the hill half drunk with a lightshade over my head i decree that the only thing to be drunk on this hill is bud light.
Mi Freking Hill.
 
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