King of the Hill

DeletedUser17564

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I give up for now, I'll return to retake the hill in the future.
 

DeletedUser

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ok well i put some little rat posion in you drink (i know so movie like) so you w*arms you slowly die



My hill
 

DeletedUser

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I nuke the hill and build one out of titanium! My titanium hill!
 

DeletedUser

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titanium is good but i create a new element friggedupium i use it to make a nuke (extremely radioactive) and bomb you but we cant take the hill because it is radioactive so we build a new one with a giant shield around it HOGGERS HILL
 

DeletedUser17564

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you don't see me sneak in and poison the muffins because you think I'm taking a break from the hill, you all eat the muffins and die. My hill. I wish there were a worthy challenger who didn't have to gang up on me to win the hill, you people are like hill chavs*.


*Chavs - dumb idiots who are only tough when they're with ten of there mates (there's probably a better explanation but I can't think of one).
 

DeletedUser

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I think your explanation of the word chavs is good, thanks lol.

Go ahead then, challenge one of us.
Except for Rush, he's been inactive on the forums lately.
 

DeletedUser

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ok this looks to have a taken a personal twist, once archer has out done all of us one by one, then we shall disband the hoggers.
 

DeletedUser

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Yes well that's the point, he can't wi n from either of us because our special technique
 

DeletedUser17564

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You have no special technique, if you did you'd have the hill by now and I would have given up. Still my Hill :p
 

DeletedUser

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you all have heart attacks when you see my amazing hotness/awesomeness.

my hill
 

DeletedUser17564

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Your hotness/awesomeness doesn't impress me (why get excited about something you can't have), I put a mirror in front of you and you have a heart attack. My hill
 

DeletedUser

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i give myself cpr, and shoot you my hill. then brooklyn decker comes and disagrees with you.
 

DeletedUser17564

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I've got no idea who that is so I just kill both of you with a sledge hammer. My hill
 

DeletedUser

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cpr the kiss of life?

i crawl into a hospital the heal me and give me a chaingun, i walk in shoot you up, then throw you in a volcano in hawaii. then i dance and laugh at you.
 

DeletedUser17564

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I know what cpr means, I meant the brooklyn decker thing. The volcano erupts in your face when you throw me in and I get shot out of it riding on top of a giant rock, I land safely on the hill. My hill
 

DeletedUser

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the lava falls on you you die hill destroyed, i take out my insta hill seed.


my unbeatable castle hill
 

DeletedUser17564

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Thats no castle hill its just a plant, I torch your plant and make a really hill castle. My hill castle
 
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