King of the Hill

[DeletedUser]

I toss a holy hand grenade at your army.

My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser31161]

What part of Imortal do u not understand

 

[DeletedUser]

What part of Imortal do u not understand

The Persian "Immortals" also claimed to be immortal

 

[DeletedUser20688]

I toss a holy hand grenade at your army.

My Hill.

I molest and rape your army

My Hill

 

[DeletedUser31161]

My army is still alive and comes to take my hill back. then i teach them to resist gun powder.

MY HILL

 

[DeletedUser31747]

I walk up the hill, ur soldiers are all to drunk, scared and generally bad soldiers, they all run away

My Hill

 

[DeletedUser]

Considering whats happened on that hill, i don't even want it.
Bad luck if you ask me.

 

[DeletedUser31161]

I call them back. And them teach them not to drink. Then together we come back and take the hill

MY HILL

 

[DeletedUser]

Anyway, this is MY HILL due to the fact that Superman is my boyfriend (no need for details, you understand that he can harm you a lot)...
So, this is my hill...

 

[DeletedUser]

My army of Kryptonite powered robots rape superman and he runs away,
MY HILL!!!

 

[DeletedUser]

Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Then I call Batman, and kills your army!!!!

MY HILL!!

 

[DeletedUser31161]

I kill u and opwn the hill up for claiming again

 

[DeletedUser]

I'm immortal lil penguin!
I call Hercules... He comes and kills you and your army

MY HILL, YEAH!

 

[DeletedUser]

Drill a small hole wide enough for you Puthia, keep drilling to the center of the Earth. You sit down on hill, you fall through hole to the center of the earth and burn to death. I hire Hercules for a few drachma.
MY HILL.

 

[DeletedUser30490]

lol well then happyshazam i get superman to move the mountain to a side and you and Hercules fall through the hole you made to the center of the earth and burn to death

MY HILL

 

[DeletedUser31161]

I'm immortal lil penguin!
I call Hercules... He comes and kills you and your army

MY HILL, YEAH!

My penguins are imortal

 

[DeletedUser]

Guys, now that you buried me, I tell Hades to bring me back to life (even if I'm immortal!)...
Hades comes, kills you all, and gives me the hill!
MY HILL, YEAH

 

[DeletedUser31161]

What happened to thhe words NO GODS

 

[DeletedUser]

Anyway, I'll use something else!
My cuteness
None can resist and the hill is still MINE, yeah!

 

[DeletedUser29066]

Cute? If I wanted cute I'd get a kitten. It's gonna take more than cute. Besides, I prefer goats & sheep, and I'm not "kidding" .. HAHA. I make joke. Silence, I kill you.

My Hill