King of the Hill

puthia

Guest
I start crying so loudly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You all go, the hill's empty, and MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Druvi

Strategos
comeone you didnt have to cry you know
well at the bottom i set up a tar pit hot and boiling and i lure you to the pit you think its a black swimming pool and jump in and burn MY HILL
dont cry now :p
 

puthia

Guest
No, it's still my hill, because my lethal army of frogs protect it :D
 

Druvi

Strategos
well i get all these lethal frogs each a beautiful queens to kiss them and make them kings then i invade again MY HILL
 

puthia

Guest
My hill, because me and my new boyfriend, one called Zeus if I remember well, come and take it by using force :p
My hill!
 

puthia

Guest
What a pity! But it's my hill because I... I... I... want it to be mine!
 

Vespacian

Guest
I wander up to hill and look around with my trusty baseball bat. Not a lot of opposition. "Swing away Vespacian" I hear from the voices. So I do. The dead lay left, right and centre.
On second thoughts you can keep the hill, I was only here for the kill.

Al credit The Voices - A fine alliance in its time.
 
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puthia

Guest
You're sleeping and I bring to the hill some "mates", you know, bodyguards, bad boyz! When you wake up, they start "teasing" you a little bit! My hill!
 

whonatejones

Guest
I use my minecraft skills to dig under the hill and hollow it out. I then proceed to build an elaborate piston fall trap. You are lured into my trap by a sign promising diamonds. You step on a pressure plate and fall into an inescapable lava pit. My Hill ;)