Rumors are beginning to reach O45 of a beast so enormous, so aggressively defensive, it is said that nothing can break his shell! Apparently as he bounds from island to island in a single step, all that can be heard is the sound of countless city festivals being celebrated from inside his monstrous shell. He is known only as 'boss turtle'.
Amazingly, Edessa's own Peter Parker was lucky enough to snap a photo:
While the monster's origins remain a mystery, it is widely believed that the beast is a result of coital relations between the Turtle God, Bowser, and a piece of Dwemer scrap metal. Still others speculate the godzilla-esque being may be extraterrestrial in origin, sent here as part of a scouting force for an advanced, unknown civilization of reptilian simmers.
Surprisingly, even with its' immense size and power, the smallest player on the server only gets 60% morale.
Latest reports indicate a conglomerated task force of representatives of all the world's alliances is being formed to deal with the growing threat. One unanswered question is that of the beasts mortality. If it is truly half-god, half-metal, perhaps it is immortal? Other suggestions such as fire, acids, and electricity are being deeply explored, but so far, discarded plastics seems to have the most promise. It seems something about the man-made substance is irresistible yet deadly to the order Chelonii. Top experts speculate the compounds may resemble a pheromone or other chemical signal to the creatures:
Edessa's top scientists are working on creating a soda-ring big enough to ensnare the beast, but it is still unclear what the next step will be.